Confetti Cookies!!!

Science was never my thing.  I cringed in chemistry.  I was perplexed in physics.  I have taken my last science quiz and never looked back.  Then one day, while contemplating some recipe alchemy, I realized that my uber-favorite thing to do - bake - was indeed considered a type of science.  Bazinga!  So, back to the burner I went - although the Kitchenaid one this time, not the Bunsen!  Since the kitchen is now my own personal laboratory, and the apron my lab coat, I find that many new recipes that I try can indeed be classified as experiments.  Some come out brilliantly.  Others fail miserably.  The trick with baking is following the recipe to the letter (or the measurement, as it may be).  There is no dash of this, or splash of that.  Baking does not have the flamboyance of cooking.  It is measured.  There is a sequence that must be followed. 


And when it all works - Yowsa!!!  Such was the case with confetti cookies!  Milk crumbs!  Rainbow sprinkles!  Glucose!  (Well, I used regular corn syrup but glucose sounds so much more scientific-y!!!)  And all the !!!!!!!!!!!! Perfect, happy cookie!!!!


Confetti Cookies!!!

The recipe suggests that you chill the dough balls for at least an hour, up to overnight.  Don't mess with this step otherwise the cookies will just puddle together.  It's a good exercise in patience!

Check the baking times.  I now set me timer to the half-point mark, and check ever few minutes after that.  Ovens can be temperamental - so check often!

They stack up so well (well, until a certain little baby knocks it over and giggles at the cookie destruction!)

Confetti CookiesRecipe adapted from: Momofuku Milk Bar by Christina Tosi

16 tablespoons (2 sticks) butter, at room temperature
1 1/2 cups sugar
1 tablespoon corn syrup
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract 
2 1/2 cups flour   
2/3 cup milk powder
2 teaspoons cream of tartar
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 1/4 teaspoons kosher salt
1/4 cup rainbow sprinkles
1/2 recipe Birthday Cake Crumb 

Birthday Cake Crumb
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1 1/2 tablespoons light brown sugar, lightly packed
3/4 cup cake flour
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
2 tablespoons rainbow sprinkles
1/4 cup grapeseed oil
1 tablespoon vanilla extract

Directions
Birthday Cake Crumb: 
1. Heat the oven to 300°F.


2. Combine the sugars, flour, baking powder, salt, and sprinkles in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment and mix on low speed until well combined.


3. Add the oil and vanilla and mix until small clusters form.


4. Spread the clusters on a parchment-lined sheet pan. Bake for 20 minutes, breaking them up occasionally. The crumbs should still be slightly moist to the touch; they will dry and harden as they cool.



5. Let the crumbs cool completely.



Confetti Cookies:
6. Combine the butter, sugar, and corn syrup in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment and cream together on medium-high for 2 to 3 minutes. Scrape down the sides of the bowl, add the eggs and vanilla, and beat for 7 to 8 minutes.
7. Reduce the mixer speed to low and add the flour, milk powder, cream of tartar, baking soda, salt, and rainbow sprinkles. Mix just until the dough comes together, no longer than 1 minute. 
8. Still on low speed, add the birthday cake crumbs and mix in for 30 seconds—just until they are incorporated. 


9. Using a 2 3/4-ounce ice cream scoop, portion out the dough onto a parchment-lined sheet pan. Pat the tops of the cookie dough domes flat. Wrap the sheet pan tightly in plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least 1 hour, or up to 1 week. Do not bake your cookies from room temperature—they will not bake properly. 


10. Heat the oven to 350°F.
11. Arrange the chilled dough a minimum of 4 inches apart on parchment-lined sheet pans. Bake for 18 minutes.

Makes about 2 dozen cookies

Battle Meringue Pie - Part Deux

Lemon Meringue Pie

Well, dear Readers, we are now looking at the challenger in this battle of citruses - lemon meringue pie.  This is a classic combination: heaps of torched meringue sitting on a jiggly lemon curd filling.  Unlike our previous competitor, the blackberry lime curd meringue pie, there is no fruit buffer.  No artistic swirling of meringue, or artful tucking of berries.  No syrups used in the meringue, or gelatine in the curd.  This is straight-up pie.  The kind you see in movies in the diner pie display cases.  The kind mom used to make with the supermarket lemon pudding packages.  The kind where the lemon puckers your entire mouth and thousands of tiny bubbles in the meringue melt on your tongue.  Where the previous pie was polished and tasteful, this pie is bad(bleep).

The Crust
I'm not going to lie to you.  The crust is exactly the same as the one used for the blackberry lime curd meringue pie.  It's a single crust and blind baked.  But just so that you believe me, here's a picture of of the unbaked crust being docked.  (For the recipe, just check out the previous post.  One day, I will have a "how-to" on pie crust making.  What can I say.  I make pies.  Alot.)

The curd
The curd is made pretty much the same way at the lime curd.  Only difference (besides using lemons and not limes), is that there is no gelatine or whipped cream folded into the curd.  It may not be as light as the BLMP (blackberry lime meringue pie - I just can't keep writing it anymore!) but it has an undiluted tart lemony taste and it sets to a perfect jiggle.

(My apologies for the quality of the photo.  It was late.  My camera doesn't like taking pictures after dark.  It rebels by making all the photos look like they have a sepia-quality to them.  But sadly not in a good way...)

The meringue
Straight up meringue.  And lots of it.

The competitors
Both meringues browning in the oven.  The LMP (lemon meringue pie) browns much better than the BLMP.

The finished pie...

So, which was the winner?  Well, it depends on who you ask.  The judges were divided.  Half felt that the BLMP (blackberry lime meringue pie) was the best they'd ever tasted.  The other half thought that you just can't make the classic any better.

Me?  I'll take the lemon meringue pie any day.

Mile High Lemon Meringue Pie

adapted from Martha Stewart

Ingredients

• Pate Brisee (Pie Dough) (see previous post for pie dough recipe and instructions)
• 1 large egg
• 2 tablespoons heavy cream
• 1/3 cup cornstarch
• 1/3 cup sifted cake flour
• 1/4 teaspoon salt
• 1 1/4 cups sugar
• 5 large egg yolks, lightly beaten
• 1/2 cup fresh lemon juice
• 2 tablespoons lemon rind
• 4 tablespoons unsalted butter, cut into small pieces
• 7 large egg whites
• 3/4 cup sugar
• 1/4 teaspoon salt

Directions

1. Heat oven to 400 degrees. On a lightly floured surface, roll out dough to a thickness of 1/8 inch, and line a 9-inch pie tin. Crimp the edges. Chill until firm. In a small bowl, whisk together egg yolk and cream to make a glaze. Dock the dough with a fork, brush the top edges with the glaze, and line with parchment paper. Weight the shell with pie weights or dried beans, and bake until the edges begin to brown, 10 to 15 minutes. Remove paper and weights; continue baking until golden brown, 7 to 10 minutes more. Let cool.
   
2. To make filling, combine cornstarch, cake flour, salt, and sugar in a medium nonreactive saucepan over medium heat. Gradually add 2 cups cold water. Bring the mixture to a boil, whisking constantly, about 4 minutes.
   
3. Remove the pan from heat. Temper egg yolks by beating a small amount of hot mixture into the yolks before adding them to pan. Cook over low heat for 5 minutes.
   
4. Remove the pan from heat, and whisk in the lemon juice and rind. Add the butter one piece at a time. Pour the mixture into a large bowl, and let cool.
   
5. Pour the filling into the cooled shell and refrigerate, covered with aluminum foil, until firm, about 1 hour.
   
6. To make the meringue, combine egg whites, sugar, and salt in a heat-proof bowl. Set over a pan of simmering water; beat until warm and sugar is dissolved. Remove bowl from heat; whip into stiff peaks.
   
7. Spread the meringue over pie so that it touches crust all around. Broil in oven until brown, about 2 minutes.
   

Battle Meringue Pie

Blackberry lime meringue pie vs. Lemon meringue pie

A culinary competition of sorts took place in my kitchen last weekend.  I had already decided to bake this luscious blackberry and lime meringue pie.  (Ok, my sister pleaded with me to make it for her for her birthday.  Birthday pie instead of birthday cake.  Who knew?).  But since the pie only needed a single crust – and everybody knows that all pie dough recipes make for two crusts – the Monarch quickly suggested that I bake a second pie at the same time.  Two birds, one pie.  OK, two pies.  But you know what I mean.

Two pies.  They'd obviously have to be two single crust ones.  One lime meringue.  And the other... lemon meringue.  Not really a stretch but still.  I had my two recipes.  One taken straight from the cover of the newest Bon Appetit magazine.  The other, a mile high lemon meringue pie from Martha Stewart.    But both used slightly different techniques.  Different curds.  Different meringues.  Hmmm, went my mind.  (Yes, apparently my mind goes hmmm.)  This could be interesting.   This could be blog-worthy!

OK, I said to the Monarch.  Two pies it is!

An so, on a blustery and bleary Sunday afternoon, battle meringue pie took place.

First, the pie crust

I will spare you much detail about the making of a pie crust.  All I will say is that:
a) a food processor beats a pastry cutter at making a pie dough
b) forgetting to dock your crust will make it bubble up when baked
c) the navy beans that I needed to make heuvos rancheros were used as pie weights (and the Monarch couldn't find any more at the supermarket!)

 

 

Then the lime curd

Here is where the lime curd u-turned from the lemon curd:

(this is the gelatin dissolving in water)

some cream was whipped

and added to the lime curd

which was now light and fluffy - almost like a mousse

Let's not forget the blackberry compote

 

 

oops - why is the picture of the wine bottle upside-down???

And finally... the Italian meringue

If you were making the mile high meringue, you'd whip the egg whites until stiff peaks formed, and then stop.  But the Italians, well they had another technique in mind....

First, you dust off the candy thermometer and make a syrup....

then you slowly pour it into the whipped egg whites (look: an action shot!)

And you end up with this satiny, ooey gooey, marshmellow-ooey meringue!

And if you still have any energy left, you assemble the pie!

 

Done

If you're wondering about the lemon meringue pie, that's coming up in the next blog!

Lime and Blackberry Italian Meringue Pie

adapted from Bon Appetit

Ingredients

Pie Dough (this is my go-to pie dough recipe - also from Bon Appetit but from days long ago)

• 3 cups all purpose flour
• 2 1/2 teaspoons sugar
• 3/4 teaspoon salt
• 2/3 cup chilled solid vegetable shortening, cut into pieces
• 1/2 cup plus 2 tablespoons (1 1/4 sticks) chilled unsalted butter, cut into pieces
• 10 tablespoons (about) ice water

Directions for making and blind baking this pie crust can be found here: http://monarchandmrskitchen.blogspot.com/2011/08/coconut-custard-meringue-pie.html.

Lime Curd

• 1 cup fresh lime juice
• 3 large eggs
• 3 large egg yolks
• 3/4 cup sugar
• 1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, room temperature
• 1/2 teaspoon unflavored gelatin
• 3/4 cup chilled heavy cream

Blackberry Compote

• 1 cup fruity red wine
• 1/2 cup sugar
• 3 cups blackberries

Meringue

• 3 large egg whites, room temperature
• 1 cup sugar
• 2 tablespoons corn syrup
• 1/8 teaspoon kosher salt
• 1 cup blackberries (about 1/2 pint)

How to

Lime Curd

• Stir lime juice, eggs, egg yolks, and sugar together in another medium bowl. Set bowl over a large saucepan of gently simmering water (do not allow bottom of bowl to touch water). Whisk until mixture has thickened, the whisk leaves a path when lifted from curd, and an instant-read thermometer registers 175°, about 15 minutes. Add butter to curd, one Tbsp. at a time, whisking to blend between additions.  
  Set a strainer over a medium bowl. Strain curd into prepared bowl. Press plastic wrap directly onto surface of curd. Chill until cold, about 2 hours. 
• Sprinkle gelatin over 2 Tbsp. water in a small bowl; let stand until gelatin is soft, about 10 minutes. Using an electric mixer, beat cream until soft peaks form. Add gelatin mixture; continue beating cream until just before firm peaks form. Fold whipped cream into lime curd. Cover; chill.

Blackberry Compote

• Bring red wine, sugar, and 1/2 cup water to a simmer in a medium saucepan over high heat; reduce heat to medium and simmer until reduced to 1/2 cup, 20-25 minutes. Let cool. Add 3 cups berries; fold gently to coat.
• Spread compote in an even layer over baked crust. Spoon lime curd over berries, smooth top, and chill for 1 hour.

Meringue

• Preheat oven to 450°. Place egg whites in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with a whisk attachment. Beat whites in mixer until soft peaks form. Set aside. Stir sugar, corn syrup, and 1/4 cup water in a medium saucepan over medium-low heat until sugar dissolves. Attach a candy thermometer to side of pan. Increase heat to medium-high and boil without stirring, occasionally swirling pan and brushing down sides of pan with a wet pastry brush, until thermometer registers 238°.  Remove pan from heat.
• Meanwhile, beat whites in mixer until soft peaks form. Beat in salt.
• Slowly pour hot sugar syrup down side of bowl into whites and beat until meringue is firm and glossy. Continue beating until cool, about 4 minutes. Spoon meringue over lime curd, leaving a 1" plain border, and sculpt decoratively. Tuck 1 cup berries in and around meringue.
• Bake pie until meringue is toasted in spots, 3-5 minutes (or use a kitchen torch to brown). Chill for 30 minutes before serving. 

Coconut Custard Meringue Pie

For me, coconut cream pie conjures up memories of watching Gilligan's Island.  Which in turn leads to the question - who did you root for, Mary Ann or Ginger?  I was always a Mary Ann girl myself.  It's not that I didn't appreciate Ginger's penchant for the dramatic - the classic updo (how did she manage to have enough hairspray for upteen episodes worth of lacquered locks), the mid-of-the-afternoon evening gown (she had these on board for a "three hour tour", a "three hour tour"?) , the high heels (ok, I can understand having these on board).  So what was so appealing about Mary Ann?  She was probably a lot easier to bunk with - not a closet hogger what with only that one checkered shirt and those shorts.  What she lacked for in the dramatic she made up for with the wholesome.  But mostly I think it's because she made all those coconut cream pies!

This recipe is not exactly a "cream" pie.  It's actually topped with a meringue.  Which I find makes for a lighter pie (please read: less guilty to eat).  But it can stand against any one of its cream kin.  And win.

Now this has got me thinking - Betty or Veronica..... 

Pie Crust

   

This is a single crust pie (which means that you make a recipe for a double crust and save one half for another pie!)  You have to blind bake it, as the coconut custard does not have to bake inside the shell.

 

Coconut Custard 

The coconut custard tastes like a delicious coconut pudding!  If you have a hankering for this pie, but not enough time to make it, make the custard and call it a day!

Meringue

The best part of the meringue is that it can stand up on a hot day.  Sorry, whipping cream....

Assembly

Ta Da

Coconut Custard Meringue Pie

adapted (barely) from Food and Wine

Ingredients

Flaky Pie Crust

(You can link to the recipe for the blueberry slab pie for directions on how to make a pie crust.  Since I make so many pies (yes, many of them are still in edit mode in the list of upcoming blog posts), I'm preparing a post on how to make a flaky pie crust.  Coming soon.....)  

2 cups whole milk 

3/4 cup sugar 

1/3 cup all-purpose flour 

Pinch of salt 

4 large eggs, separated 

1 1/2 cups sweetened shredded coconut (about 6 ounces) 

1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract 

Pinch of cream of tartar 

Directions

1. Preheat the oven to 350°. Roll out one round of the Flaky Pie dough.  Line a 9-inch glass pie plate with it. Trim the overhang to 1 inch, fold it under itself and crimp decoratively. Refrigerate until chilled, about 15 minutes.
2. Line the dough with foil and fill with  dried beans. Bake for 30 minutes, or until nearly cooked through and dry to the touch. Carefully remove the foil and weights. Bake for 10 minutes longer, until golden. Let cool completely.
3. In a medium saucepan, combine the milk with 1/2 cup of the sugar, the flour and salt; whisk until smooth. Cook over moderate heat, whisking, until the mixture is the consistency of sour cream.
4. Put the egg yolks in a bowl and gradually whisk in 1/2 cup of the hot milk mixture. Whisk the egg mixture in the bowl back into the saucepan and cook over moderate heat, whisking constantly until thickened. 
5. Set a strainer over a medium heatproof bowl and strain the custard into the  bowl. Stir in 1 1/4 cups of the coconut and the vanilla. Press plastic wrap directly onto the custard and refrigerate until chilled.
6. Once chilled, spoon the custard into the baked pie crust and refrigerate for at least 2 hours.
7. Preheat the oven to 350°. Using an electric mixer, beat the egg whites with the cream of tartar at medium speed until frothy. Increase the speed to high and beat until firm peaks form. Add the remaining 1/4 cup of sugar, 1 tablespoon at a time, and beat until glossy. Spoon the meringue onto the custard, spreading it to the edge of the crust and swirl decoratively, using the back of a spoon. Sprinkle the remaining 1/4 cup of coconut on top. Bake until the meringue is golden and the coconut toasted, 7 minutes. Let cool, cut into wedges and serve.